Wednesday, 24 November 2010

I HATE 3D movies

I promise you i have almost done my 3k worth of writing today and so decided i deserved a treat and a chance to right something else. And what better to right when on break from writing your novel, which has started to really annoy you, then a big old rant.

So here's my rant.
I

Hate

3D

Movies.

You might ask why. (Go on please do)
Well here is my reason.
I don't actually hate the fact films are produced in 3D. I don't even mind the fact that people go and see 3D movies. I just personally hate them....because i can't seem them. That's right, i can't see the stupid things. I was born with a funny eye condition, well quite a few but i have an   Esotropia which means my eyes turns inwards. Don't worry, you wouldn't even noticed it because i wear contact lenses to correct this but what i means for me and 3D is that my eyes don't work together correctly. I supposidly have no( stereoscopic vision, binocular vision) depth perception. You probably wouldn't notice this either because i don't have a clue what depth perception is and swear i can see how far things are from me.
But to see 3D movies you have to have two eyes that work together...and mine don't. Thus i don't see 3D. This didn't bother me when i was younger. I didn't even realise this. I'm pretty sure looking back that when i went to Florida as a child i just pressumed the 3D experiances where working (obviously not)
But in todays world it's kind of hard to escape the fact i can't see 3D movies. I mean go into a cinema and i guarentee that there are at least 2 movies showing in 3D. But even when 3D started to become a hit it didn't bother, not until the last year or so when i walked into a local cinema where i was working and was told there was no 2D showing of Shrek Goes Forth. Because of this i never did see the movie. Another sting in the tail was when the amount of 2D showings have been reduced to most 3D releases meaning i fet left having to see movies at really annoying times. (I wanted to see Toy Story 3 in the evening but had to go to the one showing that week at 4pm on a Saturday - perfect shopping time) and even worse having my poor friends worry about me when i say "It's okay, go see the film in 3D, there's no other showings"
So for all those 3D film makers out there, for all the cinemas. Please take some note that this film loving writer is having a massive dilema, which is just getting worse. :(
Rant over. Back to the book. 
 Sigh
SJELLIOT

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